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Husband returns with an Official Grow a pair uterus daisy roses flowers shirt, peanuts in their shells (which will end up on the floor), and a bag of peaches. No strawberries. But Husband also tries to surprise Wife by buying flowers. Only, he picks out baby’s breath a filler for most bouquets of flowers. No roses, daisies, or tulips to go with the filler. Wife becomes irritated with Husband and says to Daughter, he doesn’t buy strawberries. The only thing I asked for. And then baby’s breath? What am I supposed to do with this filler? I am not putting them in a vase! No, it’s not that Wife was ungrateful for Husband’s attempt. It’s just that after a handful of decades of marriage (and after retirement), things get on your damn nerves.